- What the Menu Said:
It was just on a blackboard for daily specials. But a torta is like a Mexican sandwich. From Google: A Mexican torta is a sandwhich made with freshly baked, soft bread roll, a meat and a number of toppings including avocado, refried beans, mayonnaise, cheese, onions, tomatoes, pickled jalapeƱos, shredded lettuce and more.
- Price: $10.95+tax making it $12 and change.
$12 is a little pricey for a quick sandwich for lunch. However, this is not a typical sandwich. This particular torta comes with some pretty impressive features. First off there's the bun, it's a very light and slightly sweet bread that's a cross between french-bread and a croissont in texture. The bread itself is pretty good, albeit a bit soft for this implementation considering what is stuffed into it. Here's where the bread adds a whole new level. The bottom of the bun was dipped in birria and a layer of mozzerella cheese was then thrown on and grilled to crisp it up. This adds most of the structure to this sandwich which it will need because it's loaded with about 1/3lb of sauced up steak strips, pico de gallo, shredded lettuce, avocado, refried beans, and a GENEROUS helping of mayonnaise. The sandwich also comes with two cups of salsa (green and red). Don't eat the green one!
- How about the taste you ask?
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I really didn't want something too heavy for lunch, but also something interesting that I haven't tried before. I've eaten at Rosie's #2 once before and was impressed enough to go back. I got in and ordered what I thought was just a nice Mexican sandwich I could gobble down for lunch until I saw it rang up over $12. They didn't have ANY prices on the menu anywhere. I also didn't want to look like a cheapo so I just went along with it. Well, I got it in a little aluminum foil wrapper, adding authenticity to the meal no doubt. I opened it in the car just to try a bite and I immediately thought: "How in the hell am I going to eat this thing?" It's roughly the size and shape of a nerf football. I double handed it and got in a couple of bites without it falling out all over me. At this point I hadn't realized that it had a layer of crispy cheese hiding in there for stuctural integrity.
My first taste got alot of the sweet bread which was pretty heavily saturated with mayo. I opened it up and saw that they REALLY like mayo on their tortas. There was around 2 oz of mayo on this thing (see in pics). My second bite landed me some steak and a good mix of pretty much all of the flavors in the torta. To say this torta is messy is an understatement. I had to finish eating it with a fork and knife. I know this is NOT how to properly eat a torta or sandwich but if it's messy, I'm going to do just that. It also favored me to be able to taste individual aspects of the flavors. This puppy is LOADED with some calories! It wasn't advertized how many but I would guess around 1200-1500 calories. The fat content is likely not much better with Cheese, Mayo, and Avocado. As a bonus, you can get your daily recommended allowance of sodium just by breathing in the air surrounding this torta. Keep in mind that the bottom bun is essentially dipped in birria grease, loaded with cheese, then open face grilled on a flat-top grill. This was not just a little bit of cheese, mind you. It feel like 1/3 the weight of the torta is in the bottom bun. Then, because the bottom bun can't get denser, they smother it with refried beans! Yes, I was hoping for a light sandwich for lunch but this is anything but that. I'll admit that I literally left the bottom bun as a plate and ate on the rest and part of the top bun that wasn't swimming in mayo.
In addition to the refried beans, I chose steak for my torta meat. On the specials board you can get about 10 different types of meat including barbacoa, beef tongue, pork steak, fried pork, and chicken. I chose the steak because it seemed the best at the time. Well, the steak was in little cube cuts that were seared at some point, but I am not sure that was today. Its clearly in a consomme (sauce to the uncultured). The meat was seasoned well, but heavy on the salty side. Like really salty. I think I'll need a diuretic at some point to lose the 10 lbs of water weight I'm going to absorb by tomorrow. I'm not finished with it yet and I can already feel my wedding ring tightening on my finger.
Now, they didn't warn me at the restaurant about the salsas. There was a red one and a green one. I made the massive mistake of dunking a whole bite into the green salsa and put it in my mouth. At first there wasn't any issue. I did notice that in contrast to the meat, the salsa had absoutely no salt in it. Funny, right? I swallowed and my mouth started to warm up. Really warm up. I've eaten Habaneros and Scotch Bonnets before and know the Scoville scale for pepper heat. I used to hybridize Scorpion, Ghost, Habanero, and Scotch Bonnet peppers. I don't know what peppers were in this green death salsa, but it was HOTTER than any pepper I remember eating. I am very glad that I tasted the torta on its own before ramming this unholy nightmare salsa into my gullet. I know different folks like different heats but I can't fathom the gentleman that would knowingly consume this green salsa. I might have just burned a hole in my stomach and am terrified of the next trip to the bathroom for round 2 of the green salsa heat. The red salsa was fine but also had zero salt.
- SCORE: 5.1 out of 10
This torta was absolutely satisfactory in many ways. If I would have been more on the hungry side, expecting a pound of crisped cheese on a grease dunked bun, I might have gone higher in the score. This would have been a crazy good dinner. However, I was impressed with the lightness of the top bun (imagining the bottom was the same). I wasn't a fan of the spoonfulls of mayonnaise, but it pretty much all soaked through the entire toppings and meat/bean mix. I imagine that if I hadn't eaten this thing with a fork, it would have been more enjoyable, but I would have to do that outside, wearing clothes I didn't mind throwing away. This is probably the highest score I could possibly give for what I would describe as a VERY messy sandwich. It's a fresh take on a sad old po-boy or subway sandwich and for roughly the same price as a footlong, you can get this bad boy. If you are worried about calories, please do NOT order this torta. I will not need to eat for roughly 2 weeks now that I have eaten half of this torta. And for the sake of all that is good, do NOT eat the green salsa!
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